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Awesome! TUB will be out in full force starting Friday evening…

LSU, Florida will kick off at 7 p.m.

By Jim Kleinpeter, The Times Picayune

September 28, 2009, 10:57AM

LSU fans will get their wish of night football game when the Tigers play host to No. 1-ranked Florida with a 7 p.m. kickoff Oct. 10, CBS announced Monday.

The game will be the second part of an SEC doubleheader. The network will use its six-day window to determine the first game matchup. Possible first game telecasts include Alabama at Ole Miss and Georgia at Tennessee.

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LSU v Miss St Prediction – 2009

*NOTE: Due to a prolonged work assignment in SETX, I have handed this week’s prediction detail to my esteemed friend and colleague…Fatty McButterpants*

LSU v Miss St – Saturday, Sept 26th at 1130AM: For the love of all that is holy, I abhor traveling to Starkville…my heavens, there are people living in cabs down there! And just how in Hades am I ever going to get the stench of landfill and cowbell-wielding, middle-finger-brandishing, proper-grammar-eschewing mouth-breather out of tropical rayon? But alas, being the monde-classe le journaliste d’investigation that I obviously am, a quality assessment of today’s contest is not only forthcoming, but imperative! How best shall I describe the State defensive effort today? Metaphorically-speaking, it was as if Bulldog DC Torbush’s squad spent the game curled up in the fetal position while LSU continued to kick me, I mean them, about the ear, nose, and throat. Now most Tiger fans would consider that a victimless crime, like tax evasion or public indecency…I submit that what happens in StarkVegas actually remains a sad commentary on life in that gene pool slop-bucket of a town. The State offense, famously brazen in its design, proved just slightly more productive than an ACORN ethics seminar…packaged with more flair than RuPaul’s clutchpurse at the Tony Awards, Tiger DC Chavis’ blitzing defense sacked Dawg QB Relf 6 times! As I sat at my VIP desk in the back of the sparse press-box, not only did I reflect on how much larger Hanagriff’s head is than Hawthorne’s, I actually admired the fierce loyalty and rabid pride that The Other Bulldog Nation brought to bear…it’s a cult really, like the Democratic Party, or the homeless.

Lou Holtz, hopped up on Dimetapp, Red Bull, and Viagra, reminisced on-air of the white sands, loose women, and booming baseball talent pool on the island nation of Costaguadamexirico.

LSU – 44 Miss St – 12