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BC’s LSU v UNC 2010 Prediction

August 31st, 2010 | Author: BC

LSU v UNC – 2010 Kickoff Prediction

LSU vs UNC – Georgia Dome Saturday, Sept 4th 800P (ABC)

What happens when a beer-soaked Pig-Pickin’ from Charlotte meets a bourbon-tinged Boucherie from Franklin? One very greasy tailgate party, for starters…AND the 2010 Chick-Fil-A Kickoff between the #18 North Carolina Tarheels and the #21 LSU Tigers. The Georgia Dome was packed to the rafters with loud football-loving Southerners, with a distinct crowd advantage to the LSU side. Amidst a growing NCAA investigation, Tarheel HC Davis nonetheless fielded a rowdy and talented football team. Led by junior QB Yates, the NC offense had the vaunted Tiger defense on its heels for most of the first half.
Scoring throws from Yates to TE Pianalto and WR Little helped the Tarheels go to the locker room at half with a 17-3 lead. LSU HC Miles, hot-seated and deep into a Skittle-buzz, purportedly invoked George Patton, Genghis Khan, Elvis, Neil Patrick Harris, Han Solo, Flounder from Animal House, David Hasselhoff, and a Faustian pact with Snooki during his epic halftime speech. The Tiger defense, fueled by confusion and rage, led a second-half rally by recovering a Yates fumble on the opening possession and then sacking him 4 more times…DT Nevis described pressuring Yates as, “like shooting a fish in a barrel, a screaming, cursing, lumbering fish with stank-breath.” LSU QB Jefferson did little to silence critics but managed the Crowton offense well, going 13-20 for 193 yards and 1 TD, while the gameball was given to Tiger RB Murphy…his 154 yards and 2 TDs capped off a grinding but effective LSU performance. Newly-svelte Hanagriff presented Jordy Hultberg with the Trev Albert Lifetime Achievement Award for his many years of on-field blustery and year-round tanning regimen.

LSU – 31 UNC – 24